we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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