Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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