Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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