he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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