"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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