do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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