oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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