Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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