what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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