PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize