you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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