I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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