the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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