I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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