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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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