found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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