So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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