well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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