My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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