Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just google imaged poop.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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