Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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