I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Randomize