You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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