My nipple is on Facebook.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You may now shotgun with the bride
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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