8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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