Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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