Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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