I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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