so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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