she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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