who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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