This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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