Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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