I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize