Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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