Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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