And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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