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She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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