Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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