70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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