Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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