Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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