everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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