nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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