the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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