Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize