I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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