are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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