i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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