Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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